I won’t publicly endorse a product unless I use it exclusively. My only official recommendations are U.S. Army issued mustache trimmers, Morton’s salt, and the C.R. Lawrence Fein two-inch axe-style scraper oscillating knife blade.

Ron Swanson

Advertising Policy

I am not paid for content on Any advertisements will be clearly marked as such — I hate sponsored content.


  • I founded and run Curious Automata, a music label and publisher.
  • I am part of the Guitars, Etc. lessons program in Longmont. The store gives teachers a discount on guitars and et cetera.
  • I rent a lesson studio at Boomer Music Company in Fort Collins. They give local teachers (of all sorts) a discount.
  • I really like Morton Kosher Salt.